Redhead Jokes

Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something.

Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds.

Q. If you love a Redhead, set her free.(?)
A. If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

Q. What's safer, a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools.

Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A. She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal.

Q. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!

Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.

Q. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A. She unties you.

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Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy
One is to let her think she is having her own way
The other is to let her have it

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I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife
The clerk was putting the finishing touches on my bouquet order
A young man burst through the door
He breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses
"I'm sorry," the clerk said
"This man just ordered our last bunch"
The desperate customer turned to me and begged
"May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" I asked
"Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," he confided
"My wife's a redhead and I broke her hard drive!"